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And they vote

Post by Wally » Thu Sep 01, 2016 5:19 pm

A resent e-mail that I received:
Dear Abby Admitted She Was At A Loss To Answer The Following!

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a

middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid

twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man

go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the S*x, Nudity, Fowl Language and

Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even

sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the

pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should

share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with


Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when

confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never

happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was

raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I

get out?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an

hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he

drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going

through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in s*x to

send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in s*x and he is a

doctor. Now what do I do?

Remember these people can vote, which probably explains the current

situation in Washington, DC.

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