Beekeeper Paul

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Got this from the Kelly newsletter.

Beekeeper Paul visited a palm reader. Said the mysterious old woman, “For five bucks, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, “I can see that you have no girlfriend.”
“That’s true,” said Paul.
“Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” Paul shamefully admitted. “That’s amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?”
“Love line? No, from the propolis under your fingernails.”